I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
- CapMar-Vell92
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Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
Versione italiana.
Ehi, questa la maxi storia di come la mia vita è cambiata, capovolta, sottosopra sia finita.
Seduto su due piedi qui con lei signor Tomino le parlerò di Amuro il super figo della White Base.
Rimanendo a casa a trastullarmi con dei marchingegni su Side 7, sono cresciuto, me la sono spassata WOW!
Che fissa ogni minuto le mie toste giornate filavano così fra un bel tiro di Haro e ignorare i pranzi.
Poi il Gundam volando un pò più in su attirò proprio l'attenzione di quei Zaku laggiù.
Quello rosso si imballò e fece una trottola 3 volte più veloce del normale di me e Fraw Bow preoccupata disse ''andiamo sulla White Base!''
L'ho pregata, scongiurata, ma da Bright vuole che vada, lei mi ha fatto le valigie e mi ha detto ''devi comportarti da vero uomo!''
Dopo avermi dato una sberla e il mio Haro seduto nel sedile del Gundam ho detto ''qua è meglio decollare.''
Prima classe! Ma è uno sballo. Delle palle rosa che coprono i buchi nelle pareti, se questa è la vita che fanno sulla White Base, mmh mh, poi tanto male non è.
Ho chiamato un taxi spaziale con i miei poteri psichici collaudati mi sentivo gasato.
Una nuova vita stava esplodendo per me.
''Avanti a tutta forza portami sulla White Base!''
Oh, che sventola di astronave, mi sento già di poter vedere il tempo, la vita su Side 7 mi puzza di vecchio.
Guardate adesso gente nello spazio chi c'e, il Newtype Amuro, lo svitato della White Baaaase.
Ehi, questa la maxi storia di come la mia vita è cambiata, capovolta, sottosopra sia finita.
Seduto su due piedi qui con lei signor Tomino le parlerò di Amuro il super figo della White Base.
Rimanendo a casa a trastullarmi con dei marchingegni su Side 7, sono cresciuto, me la sono spassata WOW!
Che fissa ogni minuto le mie toste giornate filavano così fra un bel tiro di Haro e ignorare i pranzi.
Poi il Gundam volando un pò più in su attirò proprio l'attenzione di quei Zaku laggiù.
Quello rosso si imballò e fece una trottola 3 volte più veloce del normale di me e Fraw Bow preoccupata disse ''andiamo sulla White Base!''
L'ho pregata, scongiurata, ma da Bright vuole che vada, lei mi ha fatto le valigie e mi ha detto ''devi comportarti da vero uomo!''
Dopo avermi dato una sberla e il mio Haro seduto nel sedile del Gundam ho detto ''qua è meglio decollare.''
Prima classe! Ma è uno sballo. Delle palle rosa che coprono i buchi nelle pareti, se questa è la vita che fanno sulla White Base, mmh mh, poi tanto male non è.
Ho chiamato un taxi spaziale con i miei poteri psichici collaudati mi sentivo gasato.
Una nuova vita stava esplodendo per me.
''Avanti a tutta forza portami sulla White Base!''
Oh, che sventola di astronave, mi sento già di poter vedere il tempo, la vita su Side 7 mi puzza di vecchio.
Guardate adesso gente nello spazio chi c'e, il Newtype Amuro, lo svitato della White Baaaase.
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
il principe della whitebase
per inciso, quando ho letto il titolo del post immaginavo di vedermi la solita collezione di Bright slap!
per inciso, quando ho letto il titolo del post immaginavo di vedermi la solita collezione di Bright slap!
- CapMar-Vell92
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Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
No, il Newtype della White Base.Genocid ha scritto:il principe della whitebase
per inciso, quando ho letto il titolo del post immaginavo di vedermi la solita collezione di Bright slap!
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
- CapMar-Vell92
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Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
Rainbow Butterfly(parody of Fireflies by Owl City)
Featuring: Loran Cehack.
Loran: You would not believe your eyes if my mobile suit turned into a rainbow butterfly
Lit up the world as I try to convince the Dianna Counter to stop fighting.
‘Cause it would fill the open air
And destroy mobile suits everywhere
You’d think I’m a Laura
But I just have a X and Y chromosomes.
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
‘Cause it caused the apocalypse a thousand times
With ten thousand rainbow butterflies
As i try to dress up like a woman
A big moustache on its face
A cockpit beneath its torso
A hammer is just hanging by a chain
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
I work for two hot blonde chicks
(It has a really big moustache)
I’m gonna get you Ghingnam you douchebag
(It has a really big moustache)
Send as many mobile suits as you can
(It has a really big moustache)
‘Cause I’m gonna just beat them up
So that’s my Turn A
The white mechanical doll
Which owns everybody with its moustache
My journey may never end
But I know its my friend
We’ll be together until the final episode
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
No other Gundam can ever be this badass
Featuring: Loran Cehack.
Loran: You would not believe your eyes if my mobile suit turned into a rainbow butterfly
Lit up the world as I try to convince the Dianna Counter to stop fighting.
‘Cause it would fill the open air
And destroy mobile suits everywhere
You’d think I’m a Laura
But I just have a X and Y chromosomes.
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
‘Cause it caused the apocalypse a thousand times
With ten thousand rainbow butterflies
As i try to dress up like a woman
A big moustache on its face
A cockpit beneath its torso
A hammer is just hanging by a chain
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
I work for two hot blonde chicks
(It has a really big moustache)
I’m gonna get you Ghingnam you douchebag
(It has a really big moustache)
Send as many mobile suits as you can
(It has a really big moustache)
‘Cause I’m gonna just beat them up
So that’s my Turn A
The white mechanical doll
Which owns everybody with its moustache
My journey may never end
But I know its my friend
We’ll be together until the final episode
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
Are nothing compared to the Turn Aaaaa
Its name is the Turn A Gundaaaam
the greatest Gundam in Guuundamdom
the Unicorn, the God and the Strike Freedom
No other Gundam can ever be this badass
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
- CapMar-Vell92
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Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
Chissà se al primo raduno del GIC che mi capita di esserci mi metto a cantarle tutte?XD
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
LOL
io credo che mi limiterò a cantar "Char combatte per noi" e la prima sigla di Victory!
io credo che mi limiterò a cantar "Char combatte per noi" e la prima sigla di Victory!
- CapMar-Vell92
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Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
Ah ah ah ah. Bel sostegno che mi date.
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
- CapMar-Vell92
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- Messaggi: 363
- Iscritto il: 04/10/2014, 8:55
- Località: Forlì, Villa Selva, Via Bruciapecore 23
Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
No One is a douche like Jerid
Parody of Gaston’s song from Beauty and the Beast.
Featuring: Jerid Messa, Kakricon, Yazan Gable, Dunkel, Ramsus, Lila and Mouar.
Jerid:
Who does he think he is?
That kid with a girl’s name has punched the wrong Titan!
Kakricon:
Darn right.
Jerid:
No one says ‘’I’m a man’’ to Jerid!
Owned! Beaten!
Publicly humiliated! Why, its more than I can bear.
Kakricon:
More Bernie Burgers?
Jerid:
What for? Nothing helps. I’m disgraced.
Kakricon:
Who you? Never! Jerid, you’ve got to act like a real Titan
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Jerid
Cheer up or the gravity will get a hold of you
Every Titan pilot here’s love to be you, Jerid
Even taking your epic fails
Theres no man in Gryps as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favourite douche
Everyone is awed and inspired by you
And its not hard to see why
No one gets punched in the face like Jerid
No one gets kicked in the face like Jerid
No one’s hair as incredibly large as Jerid’s
For theres no man in Gryps half as douchey
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask Yazan, Dunkel and Ramsus
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Kakricon and chorus:
No one shoots at moms like Jerid
No one stabs tragic love interests like Jerid
No one breaks the line in Jaburo like Jerid
Jerid:
As a Titan pilot, yes, I’m intimidating!
Kakricon and chours:
What a guy that Jerid!
Give him five Mark IIs!
Give him twelve Byalants!
Kakricon:
Jerid is the best and the rest is all AEUG scum
Chorus:
No one loses mobile suits like Jerid
No one gets owned like Jerid
Karicon:
In a match with a skinny teenager, no one falls from a cliff like Jerid!
Lila and Mouar:
For there’s no one as douchey and dickish
Jerid:
As you see I’ve got mobile suit prototypes to waste.
Kakricon:
Not a bit of him’s healty or unhurt
Jerid:
That’s right!
And every last inch of me is covered with bruises.
Chorus:
No one says ‘’die Kamille’’ like Jerid
Matches douchiness like Jerid
Kakricon:
In a fail match no one fails like Jerid
Jerid:
I’m especially good at killing tragic love interests.
Kamille:
FOOOOUUURRR!
Chorus:
Ten points for Jerid!
Jerid:
When I was a lad I’ve destroyed four dozen of expensive mobile suit prototypes
Every morning to help me grow my douchiness
And now that I’m grown I destroy five dozen of expensive mobile suit prototypes
So my douchiness is roughly the size of Commander Bask’s!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
What a guy that Jerid!
No one kicks teenage boys like Jerid
Makes dick moves like Jerid
Then goes tromping around with the Baund Doc like Jerid
Jerid:
I use pieces of my mobile suits in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
Say it again who’s a Titan among titans?
And then say it once more
Who’s the archenemy next door?
Who’s a super mobile suit pilot?
Don’t you know?
Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his dead hangers-on
There’s just one guy in Gryps who’s got all of it down?
Kakricon:
And his name’s J-e-r-i
J-e-r-i…t
J-e-r-i….oh
Chorus:
JERIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
Questa è l'ultima cosa correlata a Zeta Gundam che farò per un pò lo giuro.
Parody of Gaston’s song from Beauty and the Beast.
Featuring: Jerid Messa, Kakricon, Yazan Gable, Dunkel, Ramsus, Lila and Mouar.
Jerid:
Who does he think he is?
That kid with a girl’s name has punched the wrong Titan!
Kakricon:
Darn right.
Jerid:
No one says ‘’I’m a man’’ to Jerid!
Owned! Beaten!
Publicly humiliated! Why, its more than I can bear.
Kakricon:
More Bernie Burgers?
Jerid:
What for? Nothing helps. I’m disgraced.
Kakricon:
Who you? Never! Jerid, you’ve got to act like a real Titan
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Jerid
Cheer up or the gravity will get a hold of you
Every Titan pilot here’s love to be you, Jerid
Even taking your epic fails
Theres no man in Gryps as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favourite douche
Everyone is awed and inspired by you
And its not hard to see why
No one gets punched in the face like Jerid
No one gets kicked in the face like Jerid
No one’s hair as incredibly large as Jerid’s
For theres no man in Gryps half as douchey
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask Yazan, Dunkel and Ramsus
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Kakricon and chorus:
No one shoots at moms like Jerid
No one stabs tragic love interests like Jerid
No one breaks the line in Jaburo like Jerid
Jerid:
As a Titan pilot, yes, I’m intimidating!
Kakricon and chours:
What a guy that Jerid!
Give him five Mark IIs!
Give him twelve Byalants!
Kakricon:
Jerid is the best and the rest is all AEUG scum
Chorus:
No one loses mobile suits like Jerid
No one gets owned like Jerid
Karicon:
In a match with a skinny teenager, no one falls from a cliff like Jerid!
Lila and Mouar:
For there’s no one as douchey and dickish
Jerid:
As you see I’ve got mobile suit prototypes to waste.
Kakricon:
Not a bit of him’s healty or unhurt
Jerid:
That’s right!
And every last inch of me is covered with bruises.
Chorus:
No one says ‘’die Kamille’’ like Jerid
Matches douchiness like Jerid
Kakricon:
In a fail match no one fails like Jerid
Jerid:
I’m especially good at killing tragic love interests.
Kamille:
FOOOOUUURRR!
Chorus:
Ten points for Jerid!
Jerid:
When I was a lad I’ve destroyed four dozen of expensive mobile suit prototypes
Every morning to help me grow my douchiness
And now that I’m grown I destroy five dozen of expensive mobile suit prototypes
So my douchiness is roughly the size of Commander Bask’s!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
What a guy that Jerid!
No one kicks teenage boys like Jerid
Makes dick moves like Jerid
Then goes tromping around with the Baund Doc like Jerid
Jerid:
I use pieces of my mobile suits in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
Say it again who’s a Titan among titans?
And then say it once more
Who’s the archenemy next door?
Who’s a super mobile suit pilot?
Don’t you know?
Can’t you guess?
Ask his fans and his dead hangers-on
There’s just one guy in Gryps who’s got all of it down?
Kakricon:
And his name’s J-e-r-i
J-e-r-i…t
J-e-r-i….oh
Chorus:
JERIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
Questa è l'ultima cosa correlata a Zeta Gundam che farò per un pò lo giuro.
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
- CapMar-Vell92
- Sottotenente di Vascello
- Messaggi: 363
- Iscritto il: 04/10/2014, 8:55
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Re: I'll make a man out of you:Zeta edition.
Versione italianaCapMar-Vell92 ha scritto:Giusto per c*******re un pò ho deciso di fare una versione gundamica di quella canzone di Mulan.
Spoiler: show
Kree no Teikoku Maru-Veru Taicho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JJjDM ... w&index=22
''Is that your Hi-Mega Cannon or you're just happy to see me''?